They have they answers, but they don't know the questions.

TRIP QUOTEZ:

(ps, don't expect to understand any of this)
(I'm also gonna explain each a little)

Jeff: Don't forget, they poisoned your food!
Manuel: Oh yeah, you guys suck.
IT WAS ONLY CHEESE!

Manuel: I don't know, did they tell you to bring more tampons?
Actually, that was the correct answer. For whatever reason, the leaders were yelling at us over it, that and the dress code. Fuck them all.

Katelynn: Yeah! Manuel and Jeff were sitting outside my room and I'm like, "EWWWWW! Go away!" and now he knows where I sleep... and shower.
The last half was about Manuel, cause he's a pervert. You'll see what I mean later on in this post.

Manuel: Stripper and a monkey?!?!?
MY POINT EXACTLY! Actually, I was listing for Kristin the videos for All Time Low I have on my iPod and what they were about, and that lovely description was for "Dear Maria, Count Me In".

Katelynn: You have a really hairy family.
Dayna just doesn't know when to shut up.

Kristin: Look at my armpit (hair), it matches my armpit!
Katelynn: Jamaican style armpit hair!
Kristin: You can put little flags in it!
We were on drugs that day. It was also when there were multiple bags of candy were in the room.

Katelynn: Now whenever you say Manuel all I can think about is tampons!
*complete reference to that one before.*

Ben: Well, none of us want to sleep with another guy...
This was in Switzerland, because there was a queen size bed and a twin sized bed, and the guys started to sleep on the floor rather than share the big bed.

Me: You forgot my name again, didn't you?
Dayna: Okay, I did. But that was only because I was thinking about pigeons again!
.....what a nut.

"Jake, are you wearing any pants?"
This was from when a few people were swimming outside, and Jake had khaki swim trunks on. He seriously looked naked from our point of view.

Ben: You can't trust a creature that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!
Ben on women and their periods. He always makes stuff sound much more dramatic than it was.

Alfonzo: Wait, I need to go outside for a minute.
Katelynn: Alfonzo needs a smoke.
This was only funny because Alfonzo, at first glance, is one of the least likely people to do anything bad. Once you get to know him better, you get the idea that he's basically a wannabe ganster (he also reminds me a helluva lot like Diego.)

Dayna: Someone has a hot date in the bed with Manuel tonight. Wait, change someone to Katelynn. And change Manuel to Alex.
This was a long running joke between a few of us. I first pointed out to Katelynn that she was obsessing over Alex for a while, and she denied it. Later, she was "okay, I only liked him in a beret!" and it only got worse from there. Also, Manuel is a perv, though I may have said that already.

Katelynn: We rode our bikes to school. Mine had a bell. It goes DING!
This was taken slightly out of context, since she paused so much after ding that me and Dayna just started laughing like crazy. The last sentence was actually "It goes DING! when we go over bumps, but not when I try to use it."

Dayna: I'm going through pigeon withdrawl.
She obsessed over them. It was kinda strange.

Jacob: Guys, I lost my kid.
This was at school while in Germany. It was a lot funnier because Jacob is at least 6 foot tall, and his homestay brother had to be under 5 foot. Also, everyone lost their kid at least once during they day, just no one freaked out over it like him.

Dayna: Scramble the pigeons!
AGAIN WITH THE PIGEONS.

Katelynn: Got it. He smells like laundry.
Katelynn was a little ADHD at the time, it was late in the trip and everyone was tired, I can't say I blame her.

Manuel: Lets make babies.
He's still a perv. Apparently one time, he laid on a girl's bed when we were on the trip and said "I'm ready." What a freak.

Nic: I've got anal overload.
I was confused as the what type at first, but I guess he had gas, is all. Creative way of sharing it.

Me: Alex, Katelynn said you were sexy in a beret.
Alex: *wide smile* Thank you.
Okay, this reminds me so much of the time that I was at Kelly's house and she kept calling Warren sexy, and he did the same thing. Is "thank you" supposed to be a normal guy reaction to stuff like that, or what?

Katelynn: Venice is sinking? Since when?
I didn't know, but that was just a silly question.

Alfonzo: I wish I had a baby. Right now.
Alfonzo, along with what I said before, also won the award for saying the most random thing at any time. You'll see what I mean.

Alfonzo: I love Asians.
Okay, this was another one of those Alfonzo quotes. There were a bunch of what seemed to be Japanese people staying in our hotel that day, so they took up basically every floor that we stayed on. We were waiting for the elevator, but they all pushed in front of us because they had to courtesy (screw them) but as the door close with them in the elevator, Alfonzo just sort of stood there, stared at the elevator for a second, and said "I love Asians." He got almost as much crap about that as his hobo.

Alfonzo: Nutella? That's chocolate with, uhh, nuts.
A brilliant conclusion, Fonzo.

Katelynn: Yeah, they're probably having a party in you head going, "Haha, I can talk to people," and you're all like, "Aww, I can't."
Me: What?!?
Katelynn: I don't know!
Another one where I put what I heard. I guess she said "Yeah, you're probably having a party in your head going, "Haha, I can understand what people are saying," and I can't." or something like that. I was too confused to bother correcting what I heard.

Me: I'm really tired, but I love this nail polish I got for my friend. Look, it's shiny *holds hand out*.... Hey, don't the lights look like they have wings on them?
Taylor: How did you even get on that topic?
Me: I'm not sure. I'm kinda ADHD when I'm tired.
I think most people are, but that's just a guess. It got much worse that night, I just didn't bother to write it down and now I forgot it. P.S. Taylor was my roommate that day.

Me: Poor Andrew, he had to sit next to Shaye.
Kristin: Well, I had to sleep next to her. She didn't touch me. I was happy.
They were sitting across a table from one another at the restaurant in Venice (I think), and that was the same time that Kristin was Shaye's roommate. If you want to know how bad it was, she clogged the toilet, didn't wash her hands after, then touched people on the back, all on the first day. Then she took a shower without shampoo and weatched cartoons while some of us were out having a life.

Ben: Well, I wouldn't know. I'm not a woman.
Virginia: Me either.
....Ben kept saying this over and over again afterwards. She said that she meant she was a young lady, not a woman, though I'm not sure if I buy it.

Ben: How stupid would that sound? *Starts talking to himself*
"Hey man, what happened?"
"I don't want to talk about it."
"No really, what happened?"
"I got ran over by a moped."
I personally love this quote, because it's so believeable. Mopeds were EVERYWHERE in Italy, so I wouldn't doubt people get run over sometimes.

Katelynn: My hair feels dry, I need to put flowers in it. The sun damages my hair, I need to put flowers in it. My man touches my hair, I need to put flowers in it.
This is what you get from her while watching Italian shampoo commercials.

Katelynn: I have a retarded gay phone because it has flowers on it.
More Italian commercials.

"Salfonzo!"
This was said to Manuel because it was a mix of the words "salt" and "Alfonzo". He got the nickname from the salt incident (which I'll explain later) and the fact that everyone got him and Alfonzo mixed up because they were both Mexican. The salt thing all started at this one "buffalo grill" or something place while in Paris. I told him I'd give him two Euros to eat a french fry completely covered in salt. He had it in his mouth and almost swallowed it, but he spat the fry out, so I said I'd give him one because he tried. Other people heard about it and started using it to talk to him about. I hate it when people act like they get other peoples' inside jokes. Like Alfonzo's hobo. No one knew about it but him, me, Katelynn and Kristin, but they heard us talk about it and soon it was like we weren't even the ones who came up with it.

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