ONLY SIX MORE DAYS UNTIL THE PANIC CD IS OUT
AND I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I'M TRAVELING AT THE TIME.
I'm just gonna but it at the first large store we come to on tuesday.
CAUSE I'M IMPACIENT LIKE THAT.
Also, I have come to the conclusion that band kids are all chronic pessimists.
Just pay attention and you'll see.
So...
What happened today, you ask?
Well, there was the noodle game in Spanish...
ENSALADA!
FRESAS!
ENSALADA!
FRESAS!
ENSALADA!
FRESAS DAMMIT!
I had my hand wrapped in medical tape
cause I had to
so I drew a red circle on the palm to make it look like a gunshot wound
and people bought it
...thinking of it, it was a pretty bad circle, too
and Warren was really sad
because the Custard Company closes down tomorrow
and rounded up some people to walk with him there
betcha can't guess who it was!
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Exactly
Me, Jessie and Tori.
The "Bitches Of Warren" crew.
But it doesn't matter
Cause we still had fun.
Like how Warren was crazy-hyper, so he was spazzing out and skipping around and screaming random Spanish stuff ("pollo libre" sound familiar to anyone?)
Then the converstion moved to Tori moving away suddenly and not telling us.
Cause she'd apparently be like
"Oh, I have to leave in 5 minutes, I'm moving to Canada!"
When we finally got to the Custard Company, Warren got french fries.
7 ORDERS OF FRENCH FRIES.
"how much can I buy for $15?"
and being the teenagers that we are
We made a mountain of them
and Jessie took a picture.
There was some kind of ketchup pile too
but it wasn't as cool.
"EAT THE FRIES"
He really likes telling people what to do...
But I guess that's his job as a pimp.
And I vaguely remember people talking
something about Josh Richie claiming Rachel Saleski
and that it was weird cause they're like total opposites
She's like crazy Christian and he's some sort of Atheist communist?
But as I said
"Opposites attract, right?"
But thinking of that
How could that happen?
I mean, all the time.
I don't even think that I have an opposite.
If I had to guess, it would probably be some prep.
AND THAT WOULD SUCK
CAUSE PREPS ALL SUCK
EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM
THEY SHOULD ALL GO DIE IN A HOLE.
Then my dad randomly shows up
and gave me $11
for no reason.
that's besides the point.
I also realized a bit too late that I should've had my notebook out to get some quotes
I know that there were some pretty good ones.
So I took out my flute and piccolo and we started walking and playing.
But I kept forgetting to wipe the spit off after anyone else used them
and Warren just laughs and says "I win!" (how that makes any sense is beyond me)
and also
"It's like you're making out with 3 people at once!"
So I put them away. Enough comments like that for a day, right?
Nope.
"You're biting homos?"
"Don't you find it a bit ironic that the baby stuff is in the same aisle as the condoms?"
"Asian Jesus!"
"Didn't you say that last time?"
"They were hugging the poles when there was a tree like 20 feet away!"
"YOUR FACE!"
"Did you just say 'you're a fettish'?"
"I couldn't make him look Asian because of the glasses!"
"How are you supposed to play this thing?"
"It's my water from the French Alps north of Oregon."
"Your mom's shiney"
"hey, was that Hemant?"
"No, you racist. He's just Indian."
Then we walked to Walgreens
Cause Jessie wanted to
Jaywalking all the way
And for revenge from before, I made Warren watch, yes, the Porno-mime video.
Let's just say that there are two different types of people when they watch that video. There are those who are disgusted. Then there's Sam Reese, who thinks that it is just the funniest thing in the whole fucking world.
SHE WANTED TO WATCH IT.
SHE MADE ME LET HER.
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my family is retarded
Leanne literally just said
"is the Eiffle Tower in Slovakia?"
My Gilbert (yes Melissa I said it)
Some people just make the rest of us Americans look bad.
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